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 HEATHROW Airport

Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London's Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport's PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.

In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.

After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.

To hear the recordings, single-click on the speaker symbol (it'll take a few seconds to start) then click on open, listen and enjoy.

Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.

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Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed  I hate this f...king job, and I will be fired 

Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody 

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest  I need a p..ss quick, and my legs are crossed 

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet  Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a sh*t 

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted  My colleague just f..ted, and left the room, the b...stard

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee  Still, I got my own back and took a p..ss in his tea 


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